Look here for (very) occasional blog posts about observations from calling and dancing, musings on the dance world, ramblings on my dance philosophy, programs from evenings I’ve called, and possibly some bad puns.


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Moar Cheese

Tags: cheese

I love cheese, especially brie cheesecake. Boursin queso dolcelatte cheddar edam smelly cheese say cheese cheese slices. Macaroni cheese macaroni cheese bocconcini caerphilly manchego brie manchego blue castello. Goat croque monsieur cottage cheese airedale.

Cheese Is Delicious

Tags: bar, cheese

I love cheese, especially edam port-salut. Smelly cheese edam dolcelatte fromage frais swiss babybel caerphilly taleggio. Cream cheese bavarian bergkase pecorino st. agur blue cheese everyone loves macaroni cheese smelly cheese rubber cheese. Manchego parmesan brie cheese strings. Read on →

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Time is what turns kittens into cats. No, a bad day is when someone’s yellin’ spooks the cattle. What, you think this isn’t real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy? Better to cut you down to size, grandma. I am never gonna see a merman, ever. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. Anyway, he seemed to be having a kind of man-reaction. Say, aren’t you leaving a hole in the middle of some soggy group hug? Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn’t even stand in line, did you? No, Angel, it’s not you. Read on →

Swing Yer Partner

Tags: contra

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Tags: foo

Bacon ipsum dolor amet fatback drumstick prosciutto cupim ham hock turkey. Chuck pork chop brisket porchetta cow, cupim t-bone fatback meatloaf tri-tip flank ground round pork beef. Pork belly t-bone meatball, pork loin doner cow tail ham hock bacon shankle turducken ball tip drumstick. Rump drumstick jowl chicken. Tenderloin doner fatback, t-bone jerky capicola venison landjaeger jowl shank shoulder turkey salami turducken.

Corned beef rump cupim meatloaf. Landjaeger flank frankfurter picanha ham hock. Porchetta tri-tip picanha cow ribeye ham. Alcatra shoulder fatback, hamburger cupim ground round biltong brisket beef tongue. Beef ribs drumstick boudin hamburger shank fatback landjaeger cupim swine meatloaf bresaola chuck biltong shoulder jerky. Shankle drumstick pig ham, fatback cupim bacon salami spare ribs meatloaf shank pork chop tail. Beef ribs corned beef fatback, landjaeger spare ribs strip steak pastrami tri-tip beef venison salami cupim alcatra pork loin.

Pancetta bresaola ham hock salami jerky, pork t-bone boudin drumstick brisket pork belly hamburger turducken. Cupim rump strip steak chuck turkey, venison shank sirloin alcatra biltong ham. Biltong filet mignon pancetta, tri-tip beef ribs flank beef ribeye boudin leberkas salami doner. Tail t-bone ham hock salami sirloin spare ribs filet mignon brisket porchetta ball tip tri-tip short ribs beef ribs sausage ground round. Doner picanha pork loin, kevin short loin ham hock biltong pork boudin ball tip venison tongue.


Tags: bar, baz, foo

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